On our way into the health club yesterday my girls noticed that the outdoor pool was filled and ready to go. Nothing like the thought of putting on a swimsuit to put the fear of God into you. I can’t believe that a: pool season arrives next week and b: it will be anywhere near warm enough to swim.

And to top it off, my dear friend Laurie, who lives in Florida, tells me that tan cellulite looks better than white cellulite. Since my nickname on the highschool swim team was “casper,” it’s not going to be pretty. I think I’ll have to give my cousin Katy of www.katy-shops.com a jingle and see which self tanning product she likes because I tried one on my legs and they are not a color found in nature.